Holy crap.

I get married in 23 days.

We finally have a destination reserved for our honeymoon.

At first I wanted to go to Hawaii.

Bill found an all-inclusive deal to go to Cancun...so Cancun it is!

Except that I don't have a passport.

I put it off because I thought we'd end up in Hawaii and I wouldn't need it.

Big mistake.

I absolutely had to get the paperwork in today or it wasn't going to make it in time.

So my day started like this:

• Drop Kaeleigh off at school.
• Realize I forgot the snack Maylyn need to take to vacation bible school. Drag Maylyn into Albertson's for crackers and drag back out.
• Drop Maylyn with my mom.
• Drive to CVS because they allegedly do passport photos.
• Get my picture taken by some high school kid who can't figure out the machine to print them.
• Walk around CVS for 15 minutes while he tries to figure it out. Tell him forget it, I'll go to another one.
• Stop at my second CVS and get in done in under 10 minutes. I was helped by the sweetest girl!
• Run home because I forgot all my passport paperwork on the counter in my kitchen.
• Get to the courthouse and send my purse through the metal detector.
• Metal detector lady tells me that the camera I have in my purse can't come in so I have to truck it back out to my car and leave it there.
• Go back through the metal detector.
• Find the passport office where I'm told that I need either a check or money order.
• Drive all the way home to hunt down my checkbook. (who writes checks anymore??)
• Drive all the way back to the courthouse where I go through the metal detector for the 3rd time. Metal detector lady jokes that 3rd times the charm. Ha ha metal detector lady, ha ha.
• Pay $200.85 for waiting til the last minute to get my passport.

Moral of the story. Don't be a lazy ass Karen.